Some highlights of the latest EDA I’ve read (The Domino Effect).
I took these screens while reading, along with my reactions. As usual, this is full of spoilers.
Good news, everyone! This one isn't as bad as Infinity Race.
Unfortunately that's where the good news stop. And yeah, it's also pretty bad, but in a completely different way than the previous book - it's slightly better written, but it's gratuitously edgy, the regulars are either bland, way too aggressive or too busy being tortured to be in or out of character, the plot is very thin and makes very little sense, and it ends in the most boring, predictable way possible. And it also has the most artificial conflict between the main characters that I've ever seen in these books.
Some parts are so-bad-it's-good, and I kinda liked one specific plot thread, but that's about it. I sincerely hope this is just a fluke? 2,5/10
Not a very interesting start, and yet that's already better than the previous book
Unfortunately for me I will forever associate Enya with that one scene in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. If you've seen that movie, you know the one
ASDFGHJKJHGFDFGH 10 out of 10 description of Fitz
Nothing to worry about surely
Is that in another one of the parallel worlds of the arc, or is this the same one?
This sounds like Fitz is still writing his diary like he used to in Time Zero but I doubt that's the case
Anji you know this is an alternate reality already, don't act like you don't know this isn't the world you come from
Also, unrelatedly I'm on my way to hit two fictional guys on the head with a hammer! brb
I mean to be fair to Anji it's not that far from the real England
Out like a light, literally
Notes. Intriguing. A police report maybe?
Sorry Anji you seem to have landed in 2023 England by accident
On one hand Anji please this isn't the England you know, where's your sense of self-preservation, you should know better!!
On the other hand holY FUCK THIS IS TURBO-RACIST ENGLAND ON STEROIDS
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
The bombing?
Eight, professional vagrant
sdfgfDGHFGHJHG GET HIM, FITZ
Good thing the bomb exploded before Anji could do the exact same thing
Even in parallel universes, people can't describe Eight's eyes accurately lol
Oh god it's the very first thing he says after regaining consciousness
I'm very normal about this
That doesn't sound suspicious at all, of course
Usually it's Eight who's in this kind of situation, how the turntables have uh turned
Of course they don't have Anji and of course they're lying to him to obtain a confession but still, it's having such a devastating effect on him it's also starting to affect me a little bit
That would look good on a red cap
Holy shit Eight sghjkjhgfdfghjklm
I would have been surprised if that society was "only" turbo racist and not also turbo sexist
Well this feels familiar
Oh so we're looking for the One Piece then, okay
At least there's some good people in this awful world
This book is pretty bad so this shouldn't affect me that much
And yet it does
Goddddddd
Yeah things are about to get slightly more complicated with your new friends, Eight
Also please save my boy Fitz
GET MY BOY OUT OF THIS PLACE
Oh come on, I thought you were nicer than this
I made a little worried noise in the back of my throat
This is genuinely distressing
Ohhh it's Babbage!
And also a dumb typo in French because otherwise this wouldn't be an EDA
This just in: mathematics are the devil
Wait so someone killed the inventor of computers and that's what changed the timeline? Surely that wouldn't be enough?
Dr MacLeod saves the day!
Not a bad strategy to avoid suspicion all things considered
QSDFGHJKJHGFDFGHJKLM
This is all very Brazil
This book might be crueler to Fitz than Revolution Man and Interference combined
Ok, but, like, even most Victorians weren't nearly as violently turbo-racist
This would look more absurd if I wasn't reading this post-2016
I like that description of the TARDIS
What a fucking mood
WHAT A FUCKING MOOD
Oof. Even in this subpar book, the Turing Test feelings are back with a vengeance
Still weird that killing two people can change history that much, but ok
Oh okay so that's how it works
Anji, the guy is being nice and not racist for once, I know this world sucks but can you please chill for 2 seconds
OH SHIT OH NO HE'S STILL ALIVE IN THE TOWER
I'm sorry but. Did you all walk into a cafe. In broad daylight. Even though you're wanted in the whole fucking country
What the hell
Fucking hell
Fitz's whole situation in this book is both horrible and very voyeuristic
MY HEART
I'm sorry ARE YOU ALL GOING TO THE PUB NOW EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE WANTED IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
So if you haven't noticed already, in this book, Eight is kinda generic and bland, and Anji is very aggressive. I guess the only reason Fitz is kind of in character is because he's too busy being tortured and degraded to be too out of character
This is so fucking stupid
And this is also stupid!
Seriously are we literally creating conflict out of nowhere just for drama points now
The only thing that I like in this book is "half-broken Fitz having bittersweet conversations with an alternate elderly Turing in prison" ngl
My brain decided to play "I still remember" while I was reading this part and it made things better
Never understood why this hadn't been a bigger hit btw
Oh so they want to torture the TARDIS too?
Godddd he's so relieved they're gonna save him he's literally having a nervous breakdown
Glad one of the few decent people in this story wasn't shot!
Alf is single-handedly saving this story one scene at a time!!
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF FUCK OFF fuck off fuck offfffff
Ok no, now this means war
Here's an awkward but funny conversation for you
And here's an incredibly stupid policeman!
This is so bad it's almost good
Hurting the TARDIS hurts the doctor too, apparently?
Godddddd I've said this already but this conflict is so artificial and pointless
In fact it's so artificial and pointless it's enough for me to remove one whole point from my rating
Ace would love this plan
Come to think of it, this book feels more like a VNA than an EDA. I haven't read that many (only 5 of them with my friends' book club), but still, this feels very similar.
This is starting to look like a running gag
Ok congratulations, now this is so-bad-it's-good material!
You can have half a point back, I guess
Meanwhile this continues to be the only good thing in this story
GET REKT
Oh, a mediocre plot, mostly
And now we're back to the stupid shit!
Wait that's Sabbath's backstory from Henrietta Street, isn't it
Was that necessary
EIGHT IS CHANNELING MY EXACT REACTION LMAO
This book is 50% betrayals and 50% edgy shit
OH COME ON, HER TOO?? This came out of nowhere
Ok so that's a slightly more interesting twist: this version of Sabbath isn't the one we know
This entire book has just been a massive headache for Eight
This is so brutal and unnecessary it's almost comical
How are you gonna solve this in ten pages
I'm bracing for even more disappointment
LMAO
Oh so we're doing the Trolley Problem thing again, uh?
Well this is dumb
This mess won't be solved in a clever way, will it
Knew it
Also congrats for making me want to change my rating of Time Zero to 5/10, that's how bad that book is in comparison
Not sure I will change it, though
I think I've used this gif in the previous liveblog already but can you blame me
I still can't believe how contrived that whole thing was
Well that book was also really bad! You're welcome!!
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